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Azerbaijan's biggest complex is its lack of history. Outraged by it, Azeris shout it out on social media and in public statements that “Urartu is ours”, “Iran is ours”, “We are Turkey's brother” and “Armenia never existed”. Azerbaijan destroys and eliminates centuries-old and millennia-old Armenian monuments, thus deepening its complex and confirming that it is surrounded by ancient civilizations – Armenia, Iran, Georgia – which it cannot put up with.

Armenian massacres, wars, attacks, forced exile... are all aimed at demonstrating its own power, but Azerbaijan is being increasingly defeated, succumbing to its internal shame: Azerbaijan has no past and all its actions only testify to this and deepen its complexes.

Turkey takes delight in its invasions, its power to conquer countries, but does not say that it has been here for thousands of years. And poor Azerbaijan cannot find its place even in its world of lies.

It is funny when groups of Azerbaijanis write “you are from India, go to India” in comments down below reports about history and culture.

It is hard to say where this wild idea came from. Perhaps they heard that Armenian belongs to the Indo-European family of languages and, being racists, they discarded Europe and decided to make us Indians.

They won't calm down. Their complex will persist as long as there are Armenians. For them, the only way to seize history from time is to get the region without Armenians. Then they'll make plenty of claims, they will show Artsakh (and Armenia they hope) turned into a pasture and destroyed to brag, “Look, there are no Armenian inscriptions, we lived here”. They will find a way to explain the absence of traces of their millennia-long history, for example saying Azerbaijanis in this territory were continuously engaged in circular nomadism without going beyond their territory.

I don't know who Azeris will fool out, except the Armenian authorities and the authors of history textbooks introduced in schools recently, but I want to magnanimously console the poor Azerbaijanis with the discovery of the oldest Azerbaijani artifact by a foreign Facebook user named Joel Tenney (the photo is above).

A.V.